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thisbitchybabe:

bowsandbohs:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

Accurate.

with a drivers license and bills to pay

eva-unitxvx:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

It’s to fucking late for this shit right now….

eva-unitxvx:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

It’s to fucking late for this shit right now….

http://radi0act1ve-l0ve.tumblr.com/post/88146730314/i-just-got-my-nipples-pierced-for-the-second-time

radi0act1ve-l0ve:

I just got my nipples pierced for the second time, and this time around I’m going to baby them. Seriously, I have never been so in love with my tits. They’re 12g bars with these gorgeous blue-purple stones on one end, and pearly white stones on the other. Can’t even handle it right now my tits are…

No idea why but this is the best thing to read ever

thatfunnyblog:

that is one tall baby

thatfunnyblog:

that is one tall baby

mutatedalias:

Don’t allow anyone to nip pick you to the point where you’re afraid to do what you want with your body.

that-bi-chick-nextdoor13 seems familiar? Lol

mutatedalias:

Don’t allow anyone to nip pick you to the point where you’re afraid to do what you want with your body.

that-bi-chick-nextdoor13 seems familiar? Lol

Am I cute? Do y’all like it? Anyone can give me tips on taking care of it :) this my first and possibly last major piercing haha

soulvilla:

opal

soulvilla:

opal

My friends and I have done a thing OuO

My friends and I have done a thing OuO

beksboys:

the UK has absolutely NO RIGHT being this hot and i’m putting the sun under arrest

iguanamouth #blowupthesun 2k14
Creepypasta #227: My Daughter Can't Sleep

fifteenhours-creepystories:

It’s always two in the morning when I would usually wake up because of my blanket shifting beside me. I would open my lamp to check but before I could, her little arms would start to hug me.

”Mommy, I can’t sleep again.”, her voice was so scared and sleepy at the same time that I hug her back…

rapturesrevenge:

milodrums:

seraphatonin:

noottersontheflightdeck:

No but hear me out.

Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman

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you called? (x|x)

YES GOOD

YES THIS MUST HAPPEN.

askteamtheta:

sam-and-baby:

Eager to make some money, Baby and Not go off to find a robot to interview. They find one in an alley, sitting in some garbage.

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This is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said: your honestly just an ugly nigger

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here

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you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

I’ve got a heart monitor :)

I’ve got a heart monitor :)