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geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

Creepypasta #235: Struggle

fifteenhours-creepystories:

She ambushed me. I was on the ground in less than a second and she was on top me. Scratching and clawing at my face, she screamed out loud and plunged her face towards mine. Instantly, as if by instinct, I shoved my hand in her bloody mouth just in time to prevent her from taking a chunk of out my…

I’m guessing that he kidnapped her?

Anonymous said: I hope that gets popular and everyone tells you it's July *evil smirk*

Oh god come on I would wish this on my enemies

Anonymous said: It was about two weeks ago you wrote it's august and it's fucking July! Lmao

I just came out here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now.

Anonymous said: You realize it's July?

Now I do thank u

Pixar Short - Geri’s Game (1998)

Anonymous said: It's july

Yes I realize

karkittytheamazing:

nightvaleian-librarian:

this is probably one of the best posts i’ve ever seen

Me with my friends fo real.

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

I LOVE THE LEMON ONES HOW COULD YPU NOT LIKE THEM

iinanyan:

He just left the house with that ladle.

http://giraffepoliceforce.tumblr.com/post/93383470952

crudelydrawncomic:

giraffepoliceforce:

dbundles42:

giraffepoliceforce:

therainbowgiraffes:

giraffepoliceforce:

not really feeling the christmas spirit right now tbh

???its august????

excuse you the christmas spirit can be felt year round if you’re just…

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen

http://giraffepoliceforce.tumblr.com/post/93383470952

crudelydrawncomic:

giraffepoliceforce:

dbundles42:

giraffepoliceforce:

therainbowgiraffes:

giraffepoliceforce:

not really feeling the christmas spirit right now tbh

???its august????

excuse you the christmas spirit can be felt year round if you’re just…

SHIT IS IT REALLY JULY??

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING


It’s called a ha bob there not that bad just close your car vents shits dangerous to breath in face masks are optimal to

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

It’s called a ha bob there not that bad just close your car vents shits dangerous to breath in face masks are optimal to